House Crack!fic

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

The things my friends talk me into.

My only excuse is that Perspi, Pwcorgigirl and Nightdog_barks were doing it. I refuse to be held responsible for my actions.

Thanks guys.

Title: Not even a bathroom

Words: 600ish
Warning/Rating: Only for mild insanity. Even my crack!fic comes out gen...
Summary: Some things should not be read

( Enter at your own risk )