Lol...title.
I know, I know...after I couldn't come up with one, I've had to come up with three *sigh* I'm actually reasonably happy with it though, and decided the overall one worked after all - sometimes you just get stuck with these things.

Oh, and wouldn't you just know it - no TW/Buffy crossovers at all, then two come out at once...someone just posted one to torchwood_fic and the archive...always the way ;) It's very different to this, though - interesting to see...