When Torchwood and nursery rhymes breed

This was not a good idea. It took most of the morning and the remainder of the little bit of sense I had.

*sigh*

And so this happened: Torchwood Nursery Rhymes

And could someone tell my other half to stop feeding the plot bunnies? And that the House/Torchwood/Buffy/CSI/Angel/Criminal Minds/NCIS/Sapphire and Steel/West Wing crossover idea that he had is rapidly getting out of control.