Early morning ramblings

I'm starting to think my brain is never going to work properly again, that my mood is never going to lift and I'm never going to stop being so damn hungry. Hormones suck :(

On the plus side, the randomness in my head does not seem to be bothering my husband.

Me: That book I bought you explains why bananas go black in the fridge.
Me: It's something to do with lipids.
Him: Or something.
Me: Which makes more sense than limpets, which is what I read it as the first time.
Him: Lipids. Lipids
Me: I know. I just read it wrong.
Me: Although I much prefer the idea that they go brown because they have small barnacles growing over them.
Him: Because that makes so much more sense.
Me: Of course. They're bananacles.

Fortunately his response was not to banish me to the sofa overnight for insanity:

Him: You have to be careful about them. And the catercumbers.

The discussion then moved onto the dangers of being bitten by a moscumquat, but then it just got silly...

You know what? Forget what I said above. This is way more fun than making sense.