Notes to self

#1: If you can't keep your eyes open you need a)more sleep or b)more coffee and water. Option a) is currently unavailable. Get thee to the staff-room.

#2: DO NOT SURF RANT COMMS. They give you a headache.

#3: Staring at the screen doesn't count as working. Nor does rearranging the pieces of paper on your desk. You've only got 50 minutes of work left today. ACHIEVE SOMETHING!

#4: ... Why don't you have coffee yet!?