An offer you can't refuse.

I'm so tired at the moment it's hard to get to the end of a sentence without forgetting where I started or bursting into tears. As you can imagine, this is making work tricky.

So I'm going to do myself a deal. I have 11 sheets of books to get through (for the first pass, anyway. Someone else can do the second). For each sheet I finish, I'm allowed 15 minutes of writing time. It doesn't matter what I write, just that I write *something*. Write or Die doesn't work for me, but I can knock out 100 words in 15 minutes, surely. Which would give me 1100 words by the end of the day. Which would be awesome.

Deal?

Deal.

*rolls up sleeves*

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Please tell me that other people talk to themselves like this...