...and a pony.

Things I would like:

~ An email from the people I am waiting to hear from. When they said 'the end of the week', I didn't know that was *literally* the end of the week.

~ To be able to get through more than 3 sentences without a horrible coughing fit.

~ For my upstairs neighbours to stop doing whatever it is that sounds like a baby manatee in pain. It could be a power tool, but with all the strange noises that come from up there, distressed infant sea creatures is just as likely.

~ To be able to figure out whatever story is blocking my brain and write the damn thing. The last three weren't it, and if it's my Paper Legends Big Bang, I may have to cry, because I can't finish that before tackling the others, not when it's going to be 50,000 words. I may comfort myself by writing my Merlin episode tag instead. Can you call it a tag if it's pre-episode? I mean, a prequel is something you write after but is set before. What's a tag if it's set before? A gat? Maybe a hat, going on the logic that a tag is something that hangs down from a thing, and a hat is something that goes on the top. Or maybe it should be an episode lid.

~ I was going to make 'more cold medication' the last thing on my list, but reading the above, I don't know that's a good idea...

ETA:

Apparently I want this too:

And the press release made me laugh out loud and realise that Buffy pretty much shaped the communication style of a generation.