Okay, that works too. :-) But I do like to hear how people write Hotch, and sometimes the stuff that makes a writer's skin crawl is the reader's favorite part. I bet you'd do it just fine! (Okay I'm not pushing.)

And thanks to you and commenters for clearing up the rootbeer question; another thing that, believe it or not, I'd been thinking about. All knowledge is contained in fandom.