My father was an incredibly good salesman - I am totally pants at it - I probably couldn't even sell water to a someone dying of thirst:
"You want this water? It's not very good... It tastes 'chalky.' You'll find better water three miles in that direction - just take a left at that next sand dune..."
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Date: 2009-06-21 10:44 am (UTC)"You want this water? It's not very good... It tastes 'chalky.' You'll find better water three miles in that direction - just take a left at that next sand dune..."