Also, I can kill you with my brain...

[jadesfire]

...or at least I nearly died laughing reading this.

Apparently I am determined to turn my LJ into a reccing journal. I can live with that.

The Fall of the Roman Empire by rhymer23.

Proof that Librarians write the best crack ;) We have Latin. The summary for this story reads: In all the scholarly debate about the fall of the Roman Empire, no historian has yet uncovered the role played by a certain speed-obsessed, bare-legged centurion, and a verbose hypocaust engineer called Rodneus. That story can now be told… but I think the warnings say it better:

Extreme silliness. Latin. Italics. Naked legs. Sandals. Wanton destruction of the Roman Empire and the fourth wall

She's not kidding about any of this. Do not read while drinking, eating or in public, and it might be wise to have an oxygen tank standing by. Even if you only know SGA fandom by reputation, this is awesome.

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ETA: Take some comfort from the fact that I am killing my own brain as well. Writing 2 Jacks, with one remembering the moment that he is currently experiencing means that not only is the POV shot to pieces, but the tenses are as well. I think I'm strangling myself with my own verbs...

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*gasp* laughing too hard to breathe....

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

*provides oxygen*

I did warn you... ;D

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

"Wight, Wodney." *snort*