Spammity spam spam

[jadesfire]

You know, this could be a new and radical way to reduce my flist: Spam them with all the funny things I saw today.

But this was too good to miss:

Apple unveils new logo

"The computer giant Apple has changed its logo to reflect the fact that the primary purpose of its products is to access the exciting world of internet porn; or ‘iPorn’ as the company now call it."

Comments

[miss-zedem.livejournal.com]

*giggles* The disturbing thing? It's not too big a stretch to believe...

[miss-zedem.livejournal.com]

Oh and stuff like this always makes me think of Jay and Silent Bob - 'the purpose of the internet is to give people a place where they can bitch about movies and look at porn'.

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

Hee. You mean there are other things on here too? *looks round*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*snicker* you are evil

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

*grin* why, thank you, my dear

*inserts evil laugh icon*

[asrai99.livejournal.com]

I love newsbiscuit. Srsly.

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

Isn't it great? I think the other half is addicted...

[crystalshard.livejournal.com]

*falls out of chair laughing*

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

*grin*

*picks you up again*

Newsbiscuit should come with a health warning...

[crystalshard.livejournal.com]

"Caution. Reading Newsbiscuit may cause the following side effects: hiccups, inability to breathe, bruises, cuts, pulled muscles, broken bones and people looking at you strangely."

[roga.livejournal.com]

Ha! And okay, the ad used the word onanism. I'd never heard of it in English before, and I find it pretty funny, seeing as that's the Hebrew word for masturbation - onenut or le'onen. Learn something new every day :-)

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

Hee. It's also in the Tom Stoppard play 'Arcadia' which is how I knew it. I think it's officially in the dictionary...

[roga.livejournal.com]

Poor biblical Onan. Of all the ways to have your name live on after you...

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Oh! I was *just now* compiling a list of satire sources for my students - it looks like I should add Newsbiscuit! I was going to use The Onion, but that one's tricky as I don't want to embarrass a student who turned in an Onion story for an assignment, not knowing that it was not straight news.

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

Newsbiscuit is great. I've heard of 'The Onion' but don't know it - I like Newsbiscuit because anyone can send them in a story. There are many people out there with too much time on their hands...

[darklady7.livejournal.com]

*laughing* It is really interesting cos i look at it as he plans to release the new "iporn" stuff. It almost has me falling off my chair. Thank you for showing it to me.

[rachel68620.livejournal.com]

LOL that's too funny.