It's the drugs, I swear

Ok, so I have possibly taken leave of my senses at this point, but once I get an idea, I find it hard to let go. After the profusion of excellent drabbles recently, I speculated if it was possible to get the word count down to 50 per drabble. Then I had the idea of combining it with the shopping list challenge. The below is the result. I blame the painkillers I had to take this morning....

( New Jersey Tea Ceremony )