May. 24th, 2008

jadesfire: Bright yellow flower (Cute - Boo helmet)
I've got myself in the mood by watching "I'd do Anything" for the first time and am just settling down ready for Eurovision. We have a scorecard (downloaded from the BBC website), I have the computer and [livejournal.com profile] major_jim has the sarcasm. Anything witty that I write about people was probably said by him first.

So gather round, get yourself a seat on the sofa, bring a bottle and get comfortable.

And we start with Sir Tel, as lugubrious as ever, bracing himself for the hours of torture.

Next comes a girl with a great pair of lungs and dancers with rather confused outfits. Well, I'm confused anyway. Not hard. Now she's asking why. I have to ask myself the same thing. Not that the blonde dancers in pink hot pants aren't *ahem* talented but...er...black stockings?

And the presenters are up and at 'em, looking very grey. Eep! Now they're kissing. Very very carefully so as not to disturb the microphones. It's an impressive skill. Hey, they have champagne! How unfair!

Cut for length and snark )

Please someone else tell me that they're seeing this interval act. Because I'm starting to think I'm having a waking nightmare...

Speaking of which, we're off to bed. I shall look forward to finding out who won in the morning. Thanks for the fun and hope you survived the experience.

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