Nee-new, nee-naw

Own up.

Did someone set fire to Hertford College this morning? I shall be very cross if it was the Bodleian - readers have to promise not to kindle a flame in there and everything. But as I came back from my lunch hour, there were 2 fire engines and one of those engines with a lift on top, parking outside Hertford.

Has someone been playing with matches again?