Hormones in the Jadesfire household

[jadesfire]

Him: What did you have for lunch?
Me: Microwavable Rice that I bought in Tescos.
Him: Why didn't you take moussaka from the fridge?
Me: Because I didn't know there was Moussaka in the fridge
Him: It's right there! In the big bowl! In the fridge.
Me: I didn't know it was there! If I'd known it was there, I would have taken it for lunch, but I didn't know it was there so I didn't. *sulks*
Him: Er...
Me: I'm not talking to you any more.

or

Him: I'll just heat the casserole up.
Me: Why not use a saucepan?
Him: Because I was going to put it in a bowl in the microwave.
Me: Huh.
Him: Does it make any difference?
Me: I think it's quicker and makes it taste better.
Him: Maybe. I don't think it makes much difference really. *gets saucepan out*
Me: Don't use a saucepan just because I said so!
Him: Er...
Me: Use it because you think it would be better not because I told you to. You shouldn't do it just because I said so, you should do what you think is best! *bursts into tears*
Him: ...okay...

Comment at your own risk. The way my hormones are right now, you could end up with anything from a drabble about butterflies to a rant about the state of sausages...

Comments

[caersmane.livejournal.com]

*hugs*
Random is how I live. In a very controlled, thought out, orderly random way. That is.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

*jumps around all over your LJ* HELLO I'M TRYING TO WRITE PORN IT'S GOING ALARMINGLY WELL I NEED TO DISTRACT MYSELF. Hi!

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

Women are allowed to be that way... men understand. Sometimes.

[miss-zedem.livejournal.com]

*pets you* I don't play the "try living in a house with two women" card very often... but try living in a house with two women.

[perspi.livejournal.com]

*sidles in sideways*
*waits for rant about butterfly sausages*

[aoibhe.livejournal.com]

::squeezestight:: I'm making nutella cake again, I'll share! ;)


♥♥♥♥

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*Murray offers you chocolate. And a hug*

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

*g* Things have calmed down a little now I've been fed.

Things are always better after I've been fed :)

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

HI SORRY I WAS NOT HERE TO DISTRACT YOU. I'm the only person I know who can make Linux freeze...

Hope the writing's still going well :)

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Hah, you're not, moi aussi. Linux and I used to fight so much that I went back to WinDoze.

... it's, um. I keep distracting myself. PORN! I find it embarrassing to write but I KEEP DOING IT. *facepalm*

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Man, that sounds so familiar. One thing about my housemates these days, they don't try to be reasonable. (Nor do they try to comfort me, though sometimes it happens just because...)

::hugs::

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

*offers hugs and Bissli*

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[stackcats.livejournal.com]

You're utterly right about saucepan vs microwave. Microwaves heated food = bleugh. I have no idea why. There must be a scientific reason. Someone should do a study. Maybe I'll do a study.

*Hugs you and your hormones*

[greyias.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

I can also make Linux freeze. (So much so I replaced it with Angry Emoticon Windows)

[crystalshard.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[azure-chaos.livejournal.com]

OMG I was exactly like that yesterday, made a million times worse by the fact it was our anniversary and both guys were at work. I spent the day reading fic and flipping between sobbing and horny *facepalm* I think it was because it was my rest day for my painkillers - my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

You are right though, it does taste better heated in a pan or the oven (pies spring to mind as do baked potatoes). In fact, when our microwave died a year ago we didn't replace it. I do miss it now because I'm notorious for forgetting about hot drinks until they go cold *bleurgh*

Incidentally, is it weird that I want to read both your drabble on butterflies AND the rant about sausages? *giggles*

Nate

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

Those actually sound like conversations I'd have. Especailly that first one - which I'd have had with my daughter playing you and me playing your other half.