jadesfire: [text quoting Blackadder] It's a 12 storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall... (LARGE CRISIS)
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1. It was one of those weekends where I just couldn't get my brain to connect to the world, so although we got things done, I still feel like I largely wasted time. Being impressively ill on Saturday night/Sunday morning didn't help, and I couldn't sleep last night, so am still blurry today. I'm fighting not to go mad on the coffee front, because it doesn't help!

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2. On the plus side, we are now competent to jump start cars \o/ On the downside, we are dumb as a bag of rocks and it's a good job we know how to jump start, because we need to do it again, only this time with someone else's jump leads.

Maybe I should start this one at the beginning.

Last year, we decided to do what we've been talking about for years, and buy ourselves a convertible car (as a second car). It's a 10 year old Mercedes SLK, and while I love it very much, it's not quite the right car for us for all sorts of reasons. But you only figure this out after you've bought it, of course. Hey ho, we decided, we'll enjoy it for a while then sell it on again. Just one of those things, and it's already lost most of the value it originally had, so while we'll lose a bit of money, it won't be catastrophic (yes, I'm aware how crazy-lucky we are to be able to do this!).

In October, once the weather turned, we started using it a little less, and I suggested we should make sure we use every month or so, to avoid the battery dying. I don't think that's a problem, says he.

We went to start it in mid-January, having not used it since late November and guess what?

Being aware that you need to run the car for a while after jump starting, we left it until this weekend, when we had the time to take it for a run. We watched a lot of videos, found the jump leads and - to our utter delight - managed to get it started. Great, we thought. We will put the jump leads in the boot, along with some food and water just in case, and take it out. Because the video told us to, as did the RAC, we'd turned the engines off before disconnecting the leads.

Except it turned out that while there was enough juice for the internal lights etc, there wasn't enough to start it again, we were reluctant to just jump start again in case we killed the battery on our main car. Never mind, says us, we'll leave it until next weekend, after J has driven the main car for a week and recharged the battery.

Back up to the flat we trudged, and a few hours later, when J was getting ready to go out, he realised he'd left his bread rolls in the boot and went down to get them. At which point he found that there wasn't actually enough energy any more to open the boot. Because it has an electronic lock.

Never mind, says us, we will retrieve them when we jump start the car next weekend.

With the jump leads.

That are in the boot.

That won't open.

...

There are days when I think we shouldn't be allowed to adult unsupervised.

So J's first job this morning is to find someone we can borrow jump leads from at work. And we talked to a mechanic friend who said that, while amateurs are advised to stop the engines before disconnecting, pros rarely do. It's because you need to remove the cables confidently, not tentatively, and so armed with that advice (and borrowed leads), we'll sort it out on Saturday.

I'm sure there's a sitcom of some kind to be made from our lives, if only I was a script-writer.

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3. This week is going to be mostly about getting myself back on my feet, so that I can move forward again some time in the near future. We had a long, useful chat last night about Stuff, which I hope will help, but I'm taking it one day at a time. The problem is, sometimes several days attack me at once. Still, I feel a little more ready for them this time. I'm armed with a list and an online calendar. CLEARLY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG NOW.

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Hope everyone had a good weekend. Monday has dawned grey and dribbly, which sort of feels appropriate right now.

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Date: 2018-03-12 03:52 pm (UTC)
badly_knitted: (JB Weird)
From: [personal profile] badly_knitted
This is why I disconnect my car battery if it's going to be sitting for a while. Saves a lot of hassle.

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Date: 2018-03-12 08:46 pm (UTC)
badly_knitted: (JB Weird)
From: [personal profile] badly_knitted
True!

Hopefully you can retrieve them at the weekend. Good luck!

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Date: 2018-03-12 06:38 pm (UTC)
white_hart: (Default)
From: [personal profile] white_hart
If you still need jump leads I have a set, bought on one of the several previous occasions when my car battery ended up going flat in the garage and I had to get the RAC out to replace the battery, and you're welcome to borrow them!

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Date: 2018-03-12 07:29 pm (UTC)
naye: zoro cradling his sword with a smile, with the word "breathe" (breathe)
From: [personal profile] naye
...oh no. I laughed, but with a lot of sympathy and recognition. This would probably be us. (Actually. I don't. I don't think we have jump leads?? So you're really one step ahead of us there.)

Good luck getting the car sorted. <3

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Date: 2018-03-13 01:55 am (UTC)
tjs_whatnot: (no one understands my genius)
From: [personal profile] tjs_whatnot
Ugh, cars man.

This sounds like the time I learned that you can't open the trunk of the car with the unlock button on the dash if you've broken into the car to get to the button. And if you try, the alarm will go on and won't stop until you pull the back seat out of your car and reach for the goddamned keys that you've closed in there like an idjit. :( Lessons learned and all that.

♥♥

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Date: 2018-03-13 03:34 am (UTC)
sholio: sun on winter trees (Default)
From: [personal profile] sholio
Oh nooooo, that sounds like quite an adventure. And made me realize that we don't have jump cables in our new(er) car, so that's something to fix, for sure.

My grandmother once told me a story about her brother buying a new expensive car that he was very proud of (a BMW, I think), accidentally locking himself out of it one weekend, and deciding to leave it to deal with on Monday - forgetting that there were groceries in the trunk. Including meat. In 40C Oklahoma summer heat ... yeah, it took awhile to get the smell out.

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Date: 2018-03-13 09:26 am (UTC)
philomytha: airplane flying over romantic castle (Default)
From: [personal profile] philomytha
Oh dear! I hope you've got it sorted now. There's a horrible inevitability to that sort of thing. We got one of those plug-in-to-the-mains car battery starters after my eldest son went through a spate of determinedly turning all the interior lights on just as we were getting out of the car, as well as jump leads. Then we just took the bulbs out of the interior lights, because we NEVER saw him do it and if we remembered to check after he was out of the car nine times out of ten, the tenth he left the light on, and the trouble is that the second he gets out of the car he bolts off towards wherever you're going, so there's not much of a window of opportunity to remember.

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