I want to be able to read fic without crying

I may well regret making this private rant public, but I've tidied up the typing (although at least one typo will remain, I guarantee it), but it's this or cataloguing. Plus ranting is good for the spleen. Or something.

( Grrrr. Argh. )

Lowering the tone

My friend and I just had a duel with two of these:



Before you ask, it's a banana holder, and yes, it works.

She won, but only because she cheated and stabbed me while I was laughing too hard to breathe.

There are days I love my job...