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The following is an acutal extract from the abstract of an article with the innocuous name "A window of opportunity: libraries in higher eduction."

"The lecture and online transmission of rapidly outdated content will continue to give way to a focus on the qualities required by students for employability and lifelong learning. Heavier and more diverse workloads on university teachers will encourage the disaggregation of their teaching. This will provide a window of opportunity for academic librarians to demonstrate their educational partnership role. They should contribute proactively to that disaggregation and, as a key accountability, to the development of information literate students."

I think someone swallowed a management-speak dictionary...

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Date: 2007-07-03 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkamethyst.livejournal.com
I don't understand most of the words...

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Date: 2007-07-03 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
...nor do I!

This could be a problem...

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Date: 2007-07-03 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aoife-8.livejournal.com
Indeed. I can honestly say that 'disaggregation' is not a word I've come across before, in any context. If I had, I might actually understand the paragraph above! The gist seems to be that academic librarians should add the teaching of students to their workload, on account of the poor, overworked university teachers not having time to teach them properly...hello, I thought teachers were employed to teach? Or is that just my natural cynicism showing through...!

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Date: 2007-07-03 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
Cynical? My friends? Surely not!

It was just one of those sentences that I had to pull apart word by word, then put back together in some form that was, you know, English. *sigh* It's going to be a long haul to September, I can just tell.

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Date: 2007-07-03 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aoife-8.livejournal.com
Ah, a second reading provides another interpretation: librarians should equip students with the information tools they need to teach themselves! While the university teachers...erm...sit around and drink coffee?

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
Well, everyone knows that all librarians do is sit around stamping books all day. Someone probably thought it would make a nice change for us...

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aoife-8.livejournal.com
Hmm. I'm detecting just a *smidgin* of sarcasm here. I take it the stamping of books is a sore subject?!

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
I think I just always feel I'm letting the side down when I have to actually do it. I mean, I have to have an MA to be a qualified librarian - they're not checking on our stamping abilities! It's like the geography students get wound up for colouring things in and the chemistry students for blowing things up (and the history students for never doing any work, but that one's true ;))

I really, really object to readers treating me like an idiot. It's not so bad from the faculty members - they treat everyone like idiots - but when it's a first year undergraduate, I do feel like saying "Not only have I already done your degree, I've got an MA as well. And I've been doing this for three years. And I'm the only one who knows where your books are. BE NICE TO ME!!" [/rant] ;)

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aoife-8.livejournal.com
Ooh. I appear to have pushed a button ;). *hands over chocolate by way of apology* You clearly need a minion to do your book stamping for you. You could always advertise for a nice, clean-cut young work experience person. There are probably many people out there who would *love* to come stamp your books (sorry, that came out sounding unintentionally filthy.)

As for those first year undergrads - set your evil!inner-librarian free! Get them lost in the stacks! Squash them in those rolling bookshelf thingies! Direct them to the wrong books! Cancel their library cards! That'll teach them...

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
Ooh! Chocolate! *munches* ;) I don't mind stamping books, it's just that there's a bit more to it than that...

Oh, and don't worry, we more than get our revenge. It's a round library and all the floors look the same. Wonderful for getting lost in. :)

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] xwingace
chemistry students for blowing things up

We get to blow things up? Nobody told me!
Damn, what did I just go through all those years of Uni education for?

XWA

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Date: 2007-07-03 05:55 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] xwingace
Well, we know where Sir Humphrey retired to...

Also, rapidly outdated content? Oi. If it's all so rapidly outdated, why to I have to still look up articles from the eary eighties because that's when the research was first done?

XWA

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Date: 2007-07-03 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
Well, we know where Sir Humphrey retired to...
*g* Sure sounds like it, doesn't it?

The previous sentence to this includes the word 'massification', which sounds like something a hip hop artist would say. Librarians aren't known for their rapping skills :S

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Date: 2007-07-03 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nnwest.livejournal.com
'massification'

That's a word? Is that like 'amassment'? *checks dictionary.com* Interestingly dictionary.com recognizes 'demassification', but not 'massification'. But LJ's spell-check knows it, huh.

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-zedem.livejournal.com
OK, I recognise that as English, but, um... yeah. Someone needs to introduce these guys to the campaign for simple English...

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
*grin* It's a classic 'I understand all the words in this sentence, I just don't understand what they mean....'

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nnwest.livejournal.com
Blech! I feel dirty just reading it. At least they didn't use the word 'synergy' or the word 'leverage' as a verb. I stop listening the moment someone does that.

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
Leverage can be a verb? How does that work???

But they do use 'proactively' which is my absolute turn-off of a word. Should be banned from all management books.

I get the feeling the next two months are going to be full of things like this, but if anyone catches the word 'proactive' in my dissertation, they have my permission to shoot me...

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nnwest.livejournal.com
Leverage can be a verb? How does that work???

As in 'We must leverage our core competencies and synergistic partners to ensure stockholder value.' *shiver*

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
*puts hands over ears*

How can they do that to a poor defenceless little noun? I mean, it's bad enough when gerunds are abused, but they're a rare species and very few people have seen them in their natural habitat. But there's no excuse for that. *shudder*

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Date: 2007-07-03 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nnwest.livejournal.com
Unfortunately, I don't have to go on LJ to find people slaughtering the written word. If the management isn't doing it on purpose, I can find plenty of engineers who couldn't string together a sentence to save their lives. Punctuation is a huge perk!

Don't get me started on the spoken language and pronunciation!

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nnwest.livejournal.com
Oh, that should be "... and our relationship with our synergistic partners..."

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*runs away clutching dictionary for protection*

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crystalshard.livejournal.com
I think I remember Terry Pratchett commenting on that one. Something about cruelty to ordinary words, adding, "But 'synergistically' had probably been a whore from the start."

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
*grin* I think that's in "Going Postal" - Reacher has the most wonderful 'management' speech in that, I seem to remember...

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nnwest.livejournal.com
I just read that. I loved that bit in 'Going Postal'. :D

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crystalshard.livejournal.com
O-kay. I thought I was good at translating officialese, but this just proced me wrong.

The gist seems to be that students should do more research, and libraraians should help them. But whoever wrote that needs to be taken off his medication (or possibly given some) and weaned away from the spin.

On the bonus side, it looks like you've found the perfect book to cure insomnia.

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Date: 2007-07-03 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
Hadn't thought of it like that - my eyes were glazing over, I have to say. if the whole article's like that, I'm going to need a translation program...

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Date: 2007-07-03 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entangled-now.livejournal.com
Umm...ok, this is what my brain makes of this...

We should stop teaching students 'actual knowledge' and instead teach them how to get jobs!

Also we should make sure they know what information is and give them librarians as partners in case of disaggregation (is there cream for that?)

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Date: 2007-07-04 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
"(is there cream for that?)"

It does sound rather painful, doesn't it.

My brain hurts...

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Date: 2007-07-03 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com
I believe that can be boiled down to "Libraries will fill in the gaps."

Was the author being paid by weight for the article? :)

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Date: 2007-07-04 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
Was the author being paid by weight for the article?
Oh good grief I hope not. Wading through the abstract was bad enough - if the whole article's like that, I'm done for. :S

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Date: 2007-07-03 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellenebright.livejournal.com
I remember I used to be able to write things like this. I could spout management buzzwords non stop for five minutes without any kind of prompt, once. Then I got better....

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Date: 2007-07-04 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
*grin* It's good to know there's life after management-speak. I did have to go back through a piece of coursework and kind of insert these kinds of things, but I'm pretty sure it was still in English. More or less :)

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Date: 2007-07-05 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rachel68620.livejournal.com
This is technobable right? It must be. But it's no where near as fun as jiggerypokery.

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Date: 2007-07-05 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com
*giggle* Definitely! They're having trouble convincing me it's actually English...