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No Drinks Warning!!
Jul. 15th, 2007 12:27 pmI actually heard this live and it nearly killed me - definitely a 'he's doing what? moment'. I managed to wake the other half up by laughing so loudly.
This is what happened when the Breakfast Radio Host Christan O'Connell offered 2 V-festival tickets to the first person to turn up at the studio naked
Obviously not entirely worksafe and comes with a no-consumables warning. And, no, before you get your hopes up, it's not JB...
This is what happened when the Breakfast Radio Host Christan O'Connell offered 2 V-festival tickets to the first person to turn up at the studio naked
Obviously not entirely worksafe and comes with a no-consumables warning. And, no, before you get your hopes up, it's not JB...
Wonderful randomness
Apr. 12th, 2007 07:40 amI'm waist deep in mud on The Wandering Years at the moment but I found a sheet of paper with these on in the staff room this morning and they made me smile.
From the Daily Telegraph
Commenting on a complaint from a Mr Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house."
( More like this )
And some actual announcements that London Tube drivers have made to their passengers...
1. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction."
( Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome... )
From the Daily Telegraph
Commenting on a complaint from a Mr Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house."
( More like this )
And some actual announcements that London Tube drivers have made to their passengers...
1. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction."
( Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome... )
Apropos to randomness
Mar. 28th, 2007 08:42 amApropos to nothing: I'm wearing a heavy, ankle length skirt today, which means that when I climb stairs, I have to lift it up. This makes me feel like an elegant 18th Century Lady instead of my usual klutzy self. *silly grin*
Apropos to my being a sheep (baaaa): Meme picked up from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nnwest. You have over 85,000 words to choose from...
Stump the writer!
A -- go to the list of my fic (links are here) and pick out a line or three from one of my stories. (Must be a full line, please -- no sentence fragments or speech tags or other such nonsense.)
B -- I will respond with which story of mine I think it's from.
C -- House Points and a drabble to anyone who stumps me.
Offering drabbles in Torchwood, Doctor Who (any), House, Criminal Minds, Star Trek (TNG/DS9), SG1, Sapphire and Steel, Blakes 7 or Buffy. Do your worst!
Apropos to my being a sheep (baaaa): Meme picked up from
nnwest. You have over 85,000 words to choose from...Stump the writer!
A -- go to the list of my fic (links are here) and pick out a line or three from one of my stories. (Must be a full line, please -- no sentence fragments or speech tags or other such nonsense.)
B -- I will respond with which story of mine I think it's from.
C -- House Points and a drabble to anyone who stumps me.
Offering drabbles in Torchwood, Doctor Who (any), House, Criminal Minds, Star Trek (TNG/DS9), SG1, Sapphire and Steel, Blakes 7 or Buffy. Do your worst!
Oooh! Swirly...
Jan. 25th, 2007 01:41 pmFirst time I've done a meme, but I'm a sucker for pretty patterns...
Other people get swirly patterns and I get straight lines? Is someone out there trying to tell me something? ;)
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Other people get swirly patterns and I get straight lines? Is someone out there trying to tell me something? ;)
